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The following indictment of the Prime Minister, John Howard, has been issued by the international terrorist group, "Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition" (HMLO). HMLO has also offered a reward of $250,000 for Mr. Howard's assassination if it is carried out by a person or group who they have approached. This compares with $2 million they have offered for Rupert Murdoch's assassination, due to Murdoch's more stringent security precautions. The union is publishing this indictment with a view to preventing Mr. Howard's assassination by allowing him to improve his security.
HER MAJESTY'S LOYAL OPPOSITION accuses the miserable sinner, JOHN WINSTON HOWARD, date of birth 26 July 1939, of no fixed address, Politician, of the following crimes against the Australian people:
The accused has governed Australia not for all Australians, but for a minority group of people educated at Catholic schools.
The accused has discriminated against mainstream people and in favour of people educated at Catholic schools, who have a disproportionate number of jobs in the Australian public service and the Australian military.
The policy achievements of the accused, that is, a goods and services tax, a free trade agreement with the United States, and reform of industrial relations and social security, have been policies that are part of the Labor agenda and that have been introduced by Labor governments overseas.
The accused has failed to rid the Liberal Party of Labor Party infiltrators, thereby denying parliamentary representation to the mainstream majority, as is their democratic right.
The accused has knowingly appointed corrupt judges to the federal judiciary, leading to the extinction of the British system of justice in Australia and the oppression of hundreds of thousands of ordinary Australians.
The accused has criticised judicial decisions in Indonesia and Singapore, being decisions which a court might reasonably make, thereby bringing the Australian people into disrepute with all right-thinking people in South East Asia.
While willingly interceding in foreign countries on behalf of Australian drug traffickers, the accused has neglected to intercede on behalf of law-abiding Australians in matters in the corrupt courts of the Australian States, where the courts have acted unreasonably and oppressively.
The accused has treacherously borne allegiance to a foreign power, the United States of America, a regime which advocates and practices torture, seizure of property and other totalitarian policies, and which has a rigged electoral system which denies parliamentary representation to the American people.
The accused has invaded Timor, Afghanistan and Iraq, countries which have done nothing wrong apart from refusing to submit to the wishes of minority groups in the United States, thereby bringing Australians into disrepute with one billion Moslems and inviting retaliation against Australians.
The accused has thereby directly caused and is an accessory to the Bali bombings in which dozens of Australians were killed.
The accused has allowed foreign intelligence services to operate in Australia with impunity and to monitor telephone calls made in Australia.
The accused has thereby directly caused and is an accessory to the Port Arthur Massacre in which numerous Australians were killed by an operative of Israeli Intelligence.
The accused has demanded that Moslems who don't like his Labor policies go back to their own countries, who supported the policies of this country at the time of their arrival in this country, and who hold the core values which the accused has professed in the past to hold.
The accused has criticised and condemned Australians such as Pauline Hanson who have spoken out on behalf of the interests of mainstream Australians.
HER MAJESTY'S LOYAL OPPOSITION finds the aforesaid, JOHN WINSTON HOWARD, guilty on all counts, pronounces that killing the accused is not murder but a civic obligation, and sentences the aforesaid JOHN WINSTON HOWARD to death by assassination. And may his soul burn in Hell for all eternity.
Issued on 11 November 2005 at 11:11:11 UT.
God Save The Queen!
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